“So she’s killing Jessica, and then her mom walks in and she’s just like….. and then Amanda Seyfried is sent to jail, but it’s okay because she flies out the window. Overall, just really really awful.”—Erica Fleishman on Jennifer’s Body
I kind of wonder what celebrities get for Christmas. Obviously, Ke$ha is getting more glitter, Justin Bieber is getting a new rattle, and Miley Cyrus is getting another bong or something else completely scandalous that will continue to make her a pariah. But what do the normal celebrities get? Like what is Geena Davis getting for Christmas? Does she even count as a celebrity anymore? Or is she just too busy in MENSA to be a celebrity anymore?
So pretty much my entire Tumblr is composed of cats, Harry Potter, Toy Story, and Disney. You’d think after being alive for more than 2 decades, I would have a wide variety of interests. But no. I am satisfied living in my Disney Cat Potter Story bubble.