This is why I want a relationship with my cat and no one else.
That’s why I burned all of mine. So this could never happen.
Down 4 pounds.
That is all.
AND THEN ATE EVERYTHING. It was terrifying. My jaw unhinged like a snake and 2 seconds later the whole cake was gone. IT’S NOT EVEN 1.
Now I’m going to have to work twice as hard tomorrow and it wasn’t even worth it. The cake tasted like a sponge with some powdered sugar on it.
My mind says no, but my full refrigerator and growling stomach say yes.
I need to get the fuck out of here before I exact my vengeance.
That means it’s time to get skinny again, and get my lardy self back to the gym. 140, here I come.